Me and a couple of my friends are giving up chocolate for lent. I am on of those people who says ‘I don’t eat chocolate’ then canes four bags of Malteasers. I’ve seen some weird and wonderful things on Twitter. Some people are staying celibate for lent. The entirity of Basildon use their fashion sense as contraception anyway. The ‘black teeth, white trackie’ combo really isn’t attractive. I’ve also seen someone giving up ‘drama’ for lent. Who was a boy evidently. One year I tried giving up sarcasm for lent. I lasted until I got into my office and the girl I sat next to said ‘oh I keep pressing the wrong button’ and I replied ‘yes the bit where she says press one now IS ambiguous’
So, even though its a Catholic thing, a lot of people are jumping on.
Some people are giving social media.
ARE YOU MAD?
Wtf are you going to do without seeing everyones pancakes for the next week because they missed pancake day and are having theirs this week?
What are YOU giving up for lent?