8 Things no one tells you about Ibiza

1. They have started letting foot shufflers and chavs in. One time en route to Ibiza I had my hat checked for a bomb, so why they cannot be more stringent with tracksuits and box hats I do not know. Bored of all the excitement of Malia and looking for their fix of ‘Aaaaaas Music’, chavs now unfortunately come in […]

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