10 things no one tells you about holidays….

1. You WILL forget your phone charger or hairbrush. Then, you will realize it’s ok because Spain/Turkey/Greece does actually have shops. But you will get smacked up the arse for about 70 euro for an Iphone charger that looks like it was made in the kids club. 2. The airport is boring. Yes unfortunately, after making yourself smell like a […]

It’s summer in Essex

If you want a barometer of how summery it is, then Essex is the place in England to find out. The minute the UK stops being plunged into pure darkness 24/7 the cast of Jeremy Kyle come out and about in their tights and white denim shorts. I know at one point this was acceptable fashion, but its not any […]

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