Exercise Excuses

I woke up with every intention of going for a run today. Then it started raining. I don’t know about you, but I find the concept of running in the rain unfathomable. I might die. Or melt. Or melt then die. Or die then melt. I have more random excuses for not exercising than I do sarcastic comments for people […]

First Run of 2014

I went for my first run today. It wasn’t enjoyable. I despise exercise and only do it to try and look good. People who say ‘oh I ran 4k today, it really cleared my head’, absolutely baffle me. I think they are absolutely off their tits. If I want to clear my head I get so mortal that I cant […]

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