I love all things Italian. The food, the men, the cars. To be honest, the non-driver in me would of purchased a Vespa years ago if I didn’t strongly feel it would lead me to…

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If someone offer’s you something free and you are from Basildon, you will jump at the chance before you even know what it entails. I’d probably agree to a punch in the face it was…

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1. You spend more time combing your eyebrows than you do your hair. (and this is just the boys) 2. You wear heels to do the weekly food shop. Why NOT spice up your life…

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A story was flagged up to me yesterday, which made me sad and frustrated and again lack faith in fellow man. For those of you who read my blog and live locally, you will be…

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Not having enough money at the poundshop till. Surely you just count your items? If you have any Twats to submit for ‘Tuesday Twats’ email pics to thecoaseg@gmail.com with ‘Tuesday Twats’ in the subject.

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