You are expected to have just the RIGHT amount of hair. Women, with the exception of Brooke Shields are expected to be non-hairy. This is straightforward. What is NOT straight forward however, is the fact we are expected to have JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HAIR. You need to find the happy medium between Groucho Marx and Sphynx cats. While […]
You may remember this post http://confessionsofasoberessexgirl.co.uk/2014/01/27/i-am-that-unfortunate-person/ in which is discuss being the unlucky person stuck behind people that block isles. Well, here is a picture of the culprits. Same women Same day Same time. I swear I felt like I was in the Trueman show.
I am unlucky. I never win on scratch cards. If I drop buttered toast its ALWAYS butter side down. I know people say it always lands that way because it’s science, believe me its not, I’ve witnessed people drop butter side up and nonchalantly go about their day. I am the type of person that this happens to: Standing in […]
Some people a rude. In Basildon, this is a lie. MOST people are rude. Seeing as I am still waiting for my new job to check to see if I am a criminal or not (cross your fingers for me), I am still doing errands for my Nan. Popping to a supermarket on a weekday is usually one of my […]
Seriously? Have I been transported back to the 1800s? Is my ‘2014’ calendar incorrect? Because I’m sure, last time I looked, it was only William and Harry that called their Nan ‘Grandma’. ‘Granny’ the shortened version of Grandma, is for people who think they are posh but actually live in Benfleet. I also know someone who, at the age of […]