10 things no one tells you about being a woman

You are expected to have just the RIGHT amount of hair. Women, with the exception of Brooke Shields are expected to be non-hairy. This is straightforward. What is NOT straight forward however, is the fact we are expected to have JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HAIR. You need to find the happy medium between Groucho Marx and Sphynx cats. While […]

Snow guide

Hi guys, Being that time of year where we may or may not get snow, I thought I would give you all a comprehensive guide of what to do in the eventuality it does actually snow. First and foremost, the most IMPORTANT thing about any snow situation, is to Tweet and Facebook photo’s. There may still be 2 or 3 […]

You may remember…

You may remember this post http://confessionsofasoberessexgirl.co.uk/2014/01/27/i-am-that-unfortunate-person/ in which is discuss being the unlucky person stuck behind people that block isles. Well, here is a picture of the culprits. Same women Same day Same time. I swear I felt like I was in the Trueman show.

I am that unfortunate person…

I am unlucky. I never win on scratch cards. If I drop buttered toast its ALWAYS butter side down. I know people say it always lands that way because it’s science, believe me its not, I’ve witnessed people drop butter side up and nonchalantly go about their day. I am the type of person that this happens to: Standing in […]

What do you call your Nan?

Seriously? Have I been transported back to the 1800s? Is my ‘2014’ calendar incorrect? Because I’m sure, last time I looked, it was only William and Harry that called their Nan ‘Grandma’. ‘Granny’ the shortened version of Grandma, is for people who think they are posh but actually live in Benfleet. I also know someone who, at the age of […]

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