Only had about 80 cups today….
I fancied a sunbed today, new year, new me and all that. Now I don’t know about you, but I find the entire experience of a sunbed extremely stressful. For a start, being fair (and when I say fair I mean ‘white as a fucking sheet’), the sunbed lady, who has now known me for approximately 6 years looks me […]
Just a gentle remider (around as gentle as the Incredible Hulk rocking you to sleep), the ultimate aim for this blog is to raise money for Cancer Research. So please give, even if it’s only a pound. Because lets face it if you met me you would want to buy me a drink anyway (to get rid of me) Kelly […]
When signing up for Cancer Research’s Dryathlon, I assumed that going out with friends would be the toughest test to stay dry. What I didn’t envision was how much alcohol had becone a force of habit. ‘Oh I’ll just have a Baileys to help me sleep’ oop, no, doing Dryathlon. My second alternative to get a good nights kip while […]
Yes, I know the above doesn’t seem like a challenge for most people, as there are some people out there who have stayed sober for the entirety of their lives (Like Jesus), but it is fair to say, I do like a drink. I kicked off my ‘Dryathlon’ going home from New Years Eve at 11pm because I felt ill. […]