To all those people who look at me like I’ve just pissed on them for wearing sunglasses in January: The sun is actually lower in winter, which causes more retina damage. Shove that up your arse.
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You are DEFFO’s supposed to put water in the pan :(. Pointless trying to be ‘good’ on my feast day.