I woke up with every intention of going for a run today.
Then it started raining. I don’t know about you, but I find the concept of running in the rain unfathomable.
I might die. Or melt. Or melt then die. Or die then melt.
I have more random excuses for not exercising than I do sarcastic comments for people I dislike. I thought I would share them with you in case you ever need them:
‘I cant go to the gym, I left my hairband/towel/padlock at home’
‘I can’t do Wii fit, there’s no batteries in the remote and the neighbours might see’
‘I can’t go for a run, it’s pissing down… and the geese always chase me’
‘I can’t go swimming, I mis-judged my fake tan and now my legs look like the bottom half of a fab’
‘A lion ate my gym card while I was at the zoo’
‘I haven’t got a free 7 minutes actually. I have a spare 6 minutes and 30 seconds in the morning and I use that combing my eyebrows’
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