Or ‘chavvy hundred’ as I am now going to call it.
I have to admit I do feel relaxed after my spa day here, but I do wonder if Duncan Bannatyne was off he’s tits when he decided to let children into the Health Club at the same time as spa guests?
We arrived at Bannatynes a couple of hours before our treatments, and the lovely girl on reception sorted out robes and slippers (which there was a £3 charge for – cheeky) and showed us around the whole health club. I’ve been in far more expensive spa’s and the receptionists just look at you like you have urinated on their child. So far so good I’m thinking. This is efficient.
The ‘so far so good’ part really was true because by time we got to the pool things were NOT good. Unfortunately, it seems wherever I go, spa days, shopping, theme parks, there is always one absolutely annoying human that seems to follow you around all day. Today in the Jacuzzi when we first arrived we were treated to the life story of the loudest man in the world and his two equally loud brats.
Although Duncan Bannatynes business plan is flawless on paper (perfect facilities, modern, clean, well trained staff), he cannot account for the clientele. Obviously he cannot turn away business but her certainly lost some today based on the attitude of his customers. I also think it’s ridiculous that children are allowed to use the health club with the spa guests. My day went as follows:
Jacuzzi – screaming kids
Sauna – still hear the screaming kids
Pool – couldn’t go in – screaming kids
Steam room – could still hear and see screaming kids
The only salvation was the beautiful outdoor hot tub, which saved the day. If it were raining I’m afraid to say me and Mum would of run a mile after our first hour. We both had treatments booked, and went into the relaxation room beforehand. Bit better in there. Lovely heated stone beds, no screaming kids. This was after nearly missing our treatment time because the café took half an hour to microwave an omelette. If you do visit, go a good couple of hours before your treatment just to be on the safe side. We also, obviously, run into our mate Mr Annoying ordering everything they do and then wanting to pay separately when the woman had already run it through. The screaming kids actually downgraded to humming though, which was better.
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