1. Hop it.
2. I cant GO to Taco Bell, I’m on an all carb diet. GOD your so stupid Karen.
3. Fancy dress optional.
4. Don’t know what’s more poisonous to dogs, chocolate or this outfit?
5. Very appealing…
6. I struggle to see how I get myself into these situations.
7. Happy Thanksgiving bitches…
9. Yes to an independent Scotland.